-sarcastic
-married <3 <3 <3
-HRC supporter and published author for OrigamiUSA
-life, lyrics; owls, originality


The majority of photos I post are not my own, but I do not claim rights to them and don't mean any harm by posting them.

 

Military terms

Even when explained, still, to me, are:

But, that’s ok.  I have more fun imagining my own explanations for acronyms and phrases.

For Example

AED (automated external defibrillator): is actually American eagle denim.

and

Colours (a time in the morning and evening when all activity must be STOPPED for listening to the star spangled banner and the posting of the flags): is actually the nations greatest game of red light green light.

Seriously.  Can you imagine a whole base just dropping what they’re doing, standing up and pretending to care for a couple minutes every day?  I can’t.

There has GOT to be the rebel thats gonna keep reading their book, keep making out in the corner, keep driving on the road, keep watching their movie, and above all else- continue their conversation.  There’s just gotta be.

But, it’s ok.  Because it’s only bad if you get caught.  And even then, you just stand with the light for awhile until somebody wins by not getting caught.  And that’s the majority of the base.  So, it’s a win-win~

so taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal broke up

pinkel:

stargirlouttathisworld:

octogirl:

i can’t wait for the song.
let’s see here:

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

i should have known that you would TAKE

my heart and let it BREAK

oh JAKE

you were such a SNAKE

remember by the LAKE

when you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE

JAKE

you were such a FAKE

you can’t even BAKE

CAKE

oh JAKE

what a MISTAKE

fuck you with a RAKE

i guess I couldn’t MAKE

you love me……………. :””(

jake……..

 LMAO.

oh my god it’s so accurate LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOo0o0o0

(Source: thisisnotoctogirl)

ralphabetsoup:

When I get married this is what I want to come home to


ATTN John: This will happen.  We&#8217;re just that cool.

ralphabetsoup:

When I get married this is what I want to come home to

ATTN John: This will happen.  We’re just that cool.

Oddities

I unearthed a journal I had when I was 11…

“Winter Snow

Summer Sun

Spring Winds

Autumn Colours.

People hurrying,

People scurrying-

They’ve fallen in the trap.

I have no choice, I have to help them.

Help you up—-

Look at yourself—-

You don’t know who you are,

let alone me.

A loner, a roamer-

Until you know who you are… you are helpless.

Who are you?

What are you?

Where are you?

How are you?

Find your center pain

Find your center gain.

Tell me how you feel.”

________________________________________________

Also- I wrote “The Sailor’s Way” on a page, and on the adjacent page, “foreward.”

I was going to write a story with this title, but no words were written, because I knew nothing about the topic.  This is odd now, because I married into the Navy.

mynamesnotjeff:

zombies-ate-my-boyfriend:

theuntoldtruthinlies:

darlingdovey:

courtneythemexicannn:

 makes me sick…

such bullshit.

this makes me furious.

 glad to see america has it’s priorities striaght, go america.

^^^ agreed 

mynamesnotjeff:

zombies-ate-my-boyfriend:

theuntoldtruthinlies:

darlingdovey:

courtneythemexicannn:

 makes me sick…

such bullshit.

this makes me furious.

 glad to see america has it’s priorities striaght, go america.

^^^ agreed 

totally-fucked:

electronicastaway:

artdecadence:

Jonathon: Are you worried people will go hoping to see a submarine and come out disappointed?Richard: I’m worried that no one go… regardless of their interest in naval policy.Noel: You can see why I’ve got Richard on my team, because ends punchlines with ‘naval policy’.

I bloody love Richard. End of story. 

I was in tears the entire time I was watching this.

totally-fucked:

electronicastaway:

artdecadence:

Jonathon: Are you worried people will go hoping to see a submarine and come out disappointed?
Richard: I’m worried that no one go… regardless of their interest in naval policy.
Noel: You can see why I’ve got Richard on my team, because ends punchlines with ‘naval policy’.

I bloody love Richard. End of story. 

I was in tears the entire time I was watching this.